What Kiwis would you commit a robbery with?

[KittyGremlin]

Imagine you want to commit a robbery and need to pick 2 to 4 kiwis to do it with. What would you be stealing and with whom?
I'd totally rob a bank with @NOT Sword Fighter Super and @Tetra while @Pissmaster handles the explosives and @DocHoliday1977 distracts the guards.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

As long as I get some explosives too.

 

[Tetra]

That sounds like an absolute trainwreck in the making, OP. But i'm in. Which sperm bank are we robbing

 

[Remove Goat]

@Suburban Bastard and @Love_Machine011 to rob @Wendy_Carter of his virginity

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Imagine you want to commit a robbery and need to pick 2 to 4 kiwis to do it with. What would you be stealing and with whom?
I'd totally rob a bank with @NOT Sword Fighter Super and @Tetra while @Pissmaster handles the explosives and @DocHoliday1977 distracts the guards.

Explosives? I'm your huckleberry...

 

[Spooky Bones]

@A_Skellington and I could spook some motherfuckers into giving it up.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

@DocHoliday1977 as the demolition expert sounds like a good idea.

@The Reaper and @Token Weeaboo as logistics

@Rat Speaker as Mister Blonde

@Exigent Circumcisions and @Second Missing Primarch as heavy weapons/ assault squad

@Recoil as Recon

@J A N D E K as moral support

And @CrazyAsHell as the teams cum dump

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Shut it down, think of the bankers.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I work alone; only room for one man in this tub.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

We could use the dead body of @FuckYou as a distraction

 

[The Reaper]

@DocHoliday1977 as the demolition expert sounds like a good idea.

@The Reaper and @Token Weeaboo as logistics

@Rat Speaker as Mister Blonde

@Exigent Circumcisions and @Second Missing Primarch as heavy weapons/ assault squad

@Recoil as Recon

@J A N D E K as moral support

And @CrazyAsHell as the teams cum dump

We all know I'd be the fucking fall guy and I'd be stellar at it.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

We all know I'd be the fucking fall guy and I'd be stellar at it.

No you'd run away with all the cash in the end like a Mastermind and you'd go and kidnap the Jewess

 

[Mongo0o]

Dynastia. No survivors=no witnesses

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

@DocHoliday1977 @The Last Stand @snailslime and @tuscangarder to steal the iconic Elephant's Foot from Chernobyl while I keep the engine running in the getaway vehicle half a mile away.

supplies: 4 pickaxes, 4 pairs of rubber gloves and 4 safety goggles for protection

 

[cypocryphy]

@Connor Bible and I would be the baddest motherfuckers alive.

 

[MrWhoDat]

@cuckle
He would be the perfect partner.
He would serve a swift reminder to any law officials that HES the boss and can outwit them at every turn.
If we got caught, cuckle would make them feel so small with is reason and logic, then theyd let me go out of sheer embarrassment.
But not cuckle... They would have to eliminate him after witnessing such a dangerous weapon in human form.
"HES GOT A REPLY-" "SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT"

 

[DocHoliday1977]

@DocHoliday1977 @The Last Stand @snailslime and @tuscangarder to steal the iconic Elephant's Foot from Chernobyl while I keep the engine running in the getaway vehicle half a mile away.

supplies: 4 pickaxes, 4 pairs of rubber gloves and 4 safety goggles for protection

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Explosives? I'm your huckleberry...

Why cant he be the distraction? I'm the redneck! I know all about explosives.

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Eyeroll at Fassbender


Why cant he be the distraction? I'm the redneck! I know all about explosives.

I'm a redneck's, redneck..I'm as country as a couch on the front porch...

I've been known to hoard empty spray paint cans just so I can blow them up when I burn the scrap wood from my shop..Scares the wife shit-less..

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm a redneck's, redneck..I'm as country as a couch on the front porch...

I've been known to hoard empty spray paint cans just so I can blow them up when I burn the scrap wood from my shop..Scares the wife shit-less..

Ok. You'll pass.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

We could use the dead body of @FuckYou as a distraction

Why cant he be the distraction? I'm the redneck! I know all about explosives.

He won't mind being the explosive distraction, and be more useful that way than he ever was in life.

Imagine the smell; authorities would be more concerned with eradicating his stench, than recovering the loot.