What lolcow are you spending 24 hours with

[Switzing]

You are alone in a room with this lolcow. You cant kill them, you cant ignore them. Who can you bare for the 24 hours?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Maybe Yandere Dev or LTG? But I'd have to think about it.

Simply because I guess we could play videogames (with Yandere), or maybe we could do exercise/sports (with LTG), since he's all about that outside of streams. Assuming they agree, it can't be that bad or bad at all.

 

[Axiom.]

Cobra just to get drunk on Tuesday night without feeling alone.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Keffals

 

[not william stenchever]

Cobra just to get drunk on Tuesday night without feeling alone.

You could probably have an interesting conversation with him too.

 

[Endless Torment]

Nostalgia Critic

 

[Waifu Days]

The smell would be the real challenge with any of them. I imagine Ethan Ralph is unconscious most hours of the day so I think I could tolerate his short burst of hollering. He'll pass out soon enough.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Rudyard Lynch. I want to become as Odinpilled as him

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

Fatrick Tomlinson because one punch would make him cry like a woman.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Amberlynn Reid. I just wanna see how much that bitch really eats in a day.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

For some reason Trump is designated as one, so I'd try to talk him into giving my a cushy government job or a business loan.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Kobes doesn't seem too bad. We'll listen to goffik music and make unholy abominations in the kitchen.

 

[dick brain]

You cant kill them

Yes I can

 

[The Lawgiver]

Chris would be my go to for this question.

I think any amount of time away from people kissing his ass or feeding him lines/drugs like praetor mellows his goddess delusion shit out a little. For all his boasting about beating his detractors up over the well over a decade nearing 2 now (jesus christ) of me following his antics he's never really been someone who's followed through with any of the threats of violence save for that time at the game place with barb and him running over snyder in a car. Him fucking his mom and hiding it was absolutely abhorrent shit and it's clear he's the type of asshole who isn't going to ever admit fault for anything but outside of that he's basically harmless. Worst comes to worst in terms of boredom since we're in a closed room I could do the shit I used to do with an older kid from the same school I went to way back when where we'd make really stupid "roleplays" on the bus ride to and from school to pass the time. Chris would be like the one adult willing to do that kind of thing to pass the time but for reasons completely untied to nostalgia. I also think the potental scenarios in that case might stand a chance be really funny, even if unintentionally. I mean this IS the sonichu guy we're talking about here, as warped and twisted as he's become as of late.

I'm not gonna cheat and use political/hollywood/corpo origin cows, that'd be too easy for a benefit!

 

[Whatevermancer]

Andrew Dobson
YandereDev
Pirate Software

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if terry was still alive, he would be my choice.

i think i could probably get along with DSP for 24 hours.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kingcobra, we could make some dank combos and drink.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Fedsmoker, we drive the same car.

 

[Not a bee]

This is hard.

I don't even know Cobes that well but probably him. The cows I know like Greer or Chantal- absolutely NOT!

 

[Lady Adjani]

Can I pick two? F1NN5TER and DSP