What motivates the Bogdanoff twins?

[Yuri_]

What could they possibly want, when they already own it all?

 

[Llama king]

Why do they still bother doing interviews?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Dump it

 

[Plastic Love]

Who? I'm gunna need a quick rundown.

 

[Grinrow]

Their great games are too convoluted and drawn out that even comprehending their rules would drive mortal men to madness

 

[Mojo Thief]

To harness the world's resources to build Dyson Spheres so they can dominate the universe as energy beings.

 

[DumbDude42]

the first city on mars will be bogdangrad
in the long term, the solar system will be ruled by an interplanetary empire ruled from the capital city of bogdanopolis located on one of the moons of saturn

 

[Penis Drager]

Who? I'm gunna need a quick rundown.

Twin physicists who wrote a famously incoherent paper as their doctoral thesis and managed to get it past peer review. The board at the university defended its decision to publish it basically saying "yeah, this shit makes no goddamn sense. But they demonstrated proper use of physics jargon and understanding of how to write an actual paper which is really all we ask."
After this was all likened to the sokal affair the Bogs doubled down on saying their work was legitimate. Around these parts, though, they're mostly just famous for having a funny face.

 

[Pruto]

To fuck you in the ass is their biggest motivation, you can't escape.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The Bogdanoff twins are motivated only by the demands that the pursuit of beauty places upon them.

 

[Bonesjones]

Who? I'm gunna need a quick rundown.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Giant swimming pools of Jew gold that they swim around in like Scrooge McDuck, duh fucking doy.