What New Olympic sport would you add to the next games? - And what would the benifits be?

[get_ur_gamon]

The Olympic commitee has introduced skateboarding and climbing for this year's summer games in order to appeal to younger generations.

If you were on the committee, what demographic would you want to appeal to, and what sport would do the job?


I'd like to see competative paintballing introduced, with a 8v8, 3v3 and 1v1 matchup. In order to appeal to gamers and encourage them to get out and exercise.

Think of the possibilities! Sure rich nations have the advantage of better training, but shithole countries have the advantage of having lots of citizens with experience in armed uprisings and civil wars. Africans and Middle eastern nations will be solid bets. A sport more fun to watch than CSGO and unstable nations get a chance to shoot back at the westerners who drone strike them, all in the name of healthy competition.

 

[Mr. 305]

speed ejaculation

 

[biozeminadae1]

The Olympic commitee has introduced skateboarding and climbing for this year's summer games in order to appeal to younger generations.

Lmao wtf, who made this decision? This isn't the early 2000s, grandpa.

 

[Vingle]

I would like to see a competitive stoning.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Tard wrangling. This can be an event where even athletes from the Special Olympics can be involved too.

 

[obese]

Mobility scooter synchronized swimming.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

The Troon Toss

Explains itself.

 

[biozeminadae1]

trooning out should be an olympic event

 

[MrTroll]

Competitive Seething and Dilating.

 

[Törni]

Thunderdome.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Something that objectifies sexy women and reminds trannies that they'll never be real women.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Competitive Fortnite and Roblox.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Even though it will suck, I want to see Smash Melee somehow become an Olympic sport, just so see the sheer autism being showcased to the World, on stage.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Unarmed fight with no rules, no rounds, no weight classes, no doping tests etc., the stronger man wins, if the loser dies, he dies.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Pushing wheelchair bound cripples off a cliff.

 

[King Fructose]

Competitive flatulating...

...Only thick women...

...for reasons

 

[Pringles Can]

Competitive running over protesters with your car.

 

[Solid Snek]

Starcraft, MMA, and pro-wrestling.

Obviously pro-wrestling would be scripted, which would upset some dorks, so maybe have that as like a halftime show (the Olympics have halftime shows, right?). MMA would get loads of young people interested in the Olympics ("skateboarding", lol, Gen-X died off ages ago), and e-sports are the sports of the future, so why not Starcraft?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Make everyone nude like in ancient Greece, that'd certainly get more attention!

 

[AbyssStarer]

Summer: Boogie boarding, boogie-ing required and your music will be weighted for 90% of the score.
Winter: Competitive kneecap breaking to replace moguls, its much easier on the knees!