What questions do you have for me?

okay fair.

What's the lamest topic you have unreasonably strong opinions about?
If you count thinking why Pacific Islanders be the ones associated with big large tiki masks, have fires, and go oog—a-a-oog are an inorganic thing. Then there you go. It was never a thing and that makes me sad, I can only imagine the many myths that could be spawned from it.
 
Why "Gorgar"?
Gorgar wasn't the name I picked. When DMs got leaked, I didn't know which word to change, so I gave a list of names and told whoever coordinated name changes to pick the best one. I can only remember one name from that list: Mr. Giggles.
Though if you're asking me why I would choose it, it was because Gorgar is the exact name of a pinball machine. I love pinball machines.
are you a neko just like me? OwO
No.
Wanna have e-sex?
No.
Are you related to Gorgo or Mormo, Gorgar?

Maybe back earlier in the family tree, but who knows how far away that is.
Do you feel ashamed of your dick, especially their size and all?
Not at all, what am I? Elliot Rodger?
Do you like croutons?
I mean, they're okay. They're not the most excellent food in the world.
 
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