What should I do about this paper wasp nest?

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I have returned to my humble abode and gone out to see the state of my land when I noticed some paper wasps have constructed a nest on my fence like right little bastards. I know they are meant to be beneficial to the environment and less aggressive than other wasps but it's near my washing line which is annoying. I assume autists of the internet who have never seen the outdoors or a woman are probably the best people to ask since I have no friends - how should I proceed?

 

[Muttley]

bat

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Gasoline and a match will be funny

 

[DiggieSmalls]

stick your dick in it an establish dominance.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

you can smoke out wasps, my dad once used a vacuum to suck up a wasp nest that was under construction maybe that would work

 

[The Magnificence]

Fire. Obviously.

 

[murph]

With a roman candle firecracker on a stick.

 

[HahaYes]

Throw a grenade at it obviously duh.
Real answer, douse it in gasoline, wait about 30 seconds, get a long stick and poke at it until it falls off the wood then stomp on it. That's how I usually sort out paper wasp and yellow jacket nests and it works pretty nicely. Might pay to cover as much skin as you can incase they do swarm on you before you start annoying them though.

 

[Gargamel]

Fuck the environment! Spray that shit with carburator cleaner, bee spray, gasoline, or something similar to kill their asses. After they're dead, it should be safe to rip down the nest and throw it away. Bee spray is probably the best because it literally dissolves their body structure and isn't flammable.

Preferably do it at night when they're all home and sleepy, for maximum death and also to reduce the chances of getting stung. These things are cold blooded so they can't really hurt you unless its warm and daylight.

Be aware that there are probably more nests in the area.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Paper falls to scissors, go full force with the clippers.

 

[Dysnomia]

It's a Vespiqueen. Throw a pokeball at it.