What should I get for Christmas? - for my mom

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

Considering it's more or less christmas eve, its time to start shopping. I was going to get her a copy of mein kampf but I figured she wouldn't like it. What should I get her?

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

pregnant.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Her choice between a burned VHS copy or DVD set of Fraggle Rock.

 

[Gorgar]

A jar of Prego.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A dildo is always a good option if she already owns Mein Kampf.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A grandchild.

 

[ItsTheShitt]

A copy of GNU Emacs on a CD