What should I lay out for the grill tomorrow?

[Damien Thorne]

Bratwursts or hot links?

I also will be grilling burgers alongside them.

Call this a sausage fest.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m German so gotta go with bratwurst.

I’d say Jews but I don’t think you can do that anymore and they’re probably not kosher.

 

[stupid orc]

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Why not both?

 

[SandyCat]

Why are you serving up phallic meat?

 

[deso2y]

Why are you serving up phallic meat?

He literally said it's for his grill, you idiot.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

I was forced to orgasm 9 times when I was 9 years old by the 999 guild.

 

[Flatline]

Ribs

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

onions

 

[Red Hood]

As an American, I have to insist you put some burgers on that grill.

Come on, son. Grill one up for the ol' Gipper.

 

[Table Country]

Joe

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Corn

Mix a tablespoon of sour cream, 1/4 tbsp salt, 1 tbsp chili powder, 1 tbsp olive oil, 1 tbsp cilantro, 1 tbsp cotija cheese, and 1 tbsp lime juice in a bowl. Mix that motherfucker and brush on your corn. Grill those bitches and eat alongside your phallic meats.

 

[Product Placement]

halloumi

 

[Flatline]

So... what did you end up grilling?

 

[Damien Thorne]

So... what did you end up grilling?

Brats, burgers and asparagus.