What should i name my chickens? - I got some for my backyard for eggs

[Betonhaus]

so far i'm thinking Donna, Lina, Merry, and Mina; short for Chardonnay, Riesling, Merlot, and Gewürztraminer respectively.

 

[Farsided]

You could always wait a bit for their own characteristics to come through making naming easier. I got a meat-bird sneak its way into an egg-laying bunch last year, she's round and big but makes the tiniest eggs, I call her Eggy Smalls!

I call the black ones my Nazguls, they come back with the other N word as well but that call attracts other type of wildlife.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Chicken. Name them all Chicken.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd name them after chicken run characters like ginger, rocky, and hilts

 

[Le b0wski]

Nugget, Kiev, Fillet...

 

[Bawbag]

Chantal, Amberlynn, Amy & Tammy

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Himmy
Rommy
Hitty
Gobby
Gurry

 

[OrionBalls]

Billina and George.

 

[Skitarii]

 

[Forever A Loner]

Nugget, Tendie, Gizzard, & Colonel.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Big Pookie, Lil Dookie, Fat King Cole, and Clucky

 

[Johnathan Readit]

What about some traditional Peruvian names like Lenin Vladmir and Osama Vinladen

 

[DankSmoker]

How the hell do you tell them apart? Just name them all Peckerwood.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Nigger
Faggot
Retard
Kike

 

[dick brain]

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