What Should Trump Call Kimmy?

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Trump is meeting with His Excellency, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, Eternal General Secretary of the Party, Marshall of the Korean People's Army, Bringer of the Atom and The One Who Does Not Poop, Little Rocket Man and the caller of Dotards, Duke of Aygovshire, Grand Knight of the Ku Klux Klan and honorary Aryan.

So what title should he use?

 

[AF 802]

Daddy Kim.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Friend.

 

[Hell0]

whats up little guy

 

[Judge Holden]

Why the fuck is Gook Nukem not on the list?!

 

[RG 448]

Just call him by his name but follow it with “I loved you in The Interview!”

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fellow Russian Agent.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

fat bitch.

 

[Chopinpiano]

zipperhead

a chink

a gook

 

[IV 445]

I hope they fucc

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Jackie Chan

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Lil Kim.

 

[Red Hood]

Kim-Bro

 

[Derp Potato]

Glorious Leader

 

[Lez]

Buddy.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Gangsta.

Because Asian gangsta rap is some of the funniest shit out there.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Kim Possible

 

[UnKillFill]

Lil Kim

Spoiler

This is Lil Kim

 

[Some JERK]

Short Round, of course.

 

[Cable 7]

Pull a quick one and call him JULAAAAAY