What Stand from JJBA do you want? - Because Kiwis don't sperg about JoJo enough.

NeroRisotto

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Personally, I would have to go with Gold Experience. Being able to have a pet turtle by morphing it from a pen, and then change it back when I'm bored with it appeals to me. Also if I have to lift something heavy (or carry contraband), I can morph it into flowers or something and be on my way. Last but not least I could not only heal myself and others but I could probably make myself a bigger penis.

Crazy Diamond is a close second.
 
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I wanna say King Crimson because that one requires the most strategy and forethought to use, plus I love the design and the band. But, for one thing, I wouldn't actually have a use for it in everyday life and, second, I don't want to have a protag or antagonist stand because that's too obvious.

So I'd have to go with Harvest cuz you can actually use that shit in daily life. Or Yo-Yo Ma cuz he seems nice *yawn*
 
Stone Free, Crazy Diamond, or just the ability to use hamon tbh. Extended youth, deadly potential and endless possibilities.
 
D4C -Love Train-

Vanilla D4C is good too, I can hang around parallel dimensions and check all the nonsense they got. Maybe even make some changes and get better versions of some people/things to come unto the root world.

But with Love Train, I can't be harm and only good fortune comes my way....well, except if I ever face a neapolitan man and his depressed friend.
 
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GER. I'll reset everyone to zero. Fuck you.

Made in Heaven? Fuck you. Reset to Zero. Get stuck in a black hole.

Za Warudo? Fuck you. Reset to Zero. Exist forever in stopped time.

Killer Queen? Fuck you. Reset to Zero. Relive the same exploding day for all eternity while constantly getting ripped down into hell.

Kars? Fuck you. Reset to Zero. Stay in that stone forever bitch.
 
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