What Stops me from running ads on my own posts?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I could just have them sponsored by Harry's, you too can buy shitty razors that are worse than that 12 pack of twin blades and 4 times the price!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Makes sense I guess.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

 

[MadStan]

I wouldn’t believe there is money to be made in a dozen views, but prove me wrong

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

this is def a "this won't _make_ money per se, but it may convince idiots that it can so _I_ make money" idea
not hating, that's at least 65% of the global GDP for a while

 

[spacko]

Now that I have your attention let me show you this handy new kitchen tool, the Slap Chop! You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades. Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now. Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go. You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.

 

[Neodanthril]

Who would pay you to advertise here publicly or privately

 

[Media Consumer]

dignity

 

[dick brain]

What stops me from running trains on your mom?