What the best substance to get addicted to? - A friend of mine needs a new hobby

[Glad I couldn't help]

NOTE: Needs to be an actual substance, not some retarded meme idea like gambling, sex or feeding addictions.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Cocaine. None of that whack crack.

 

[Gaia Soraka]

chips and dip. very tasty, much better than a heroin addiction if you care about ur friend.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I heard getting hooked on phonics can improve your grades.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I do not recommend alcohol.
Heroin is what all the cool kids are doing now-a-days.
No need to thank me, but when your “friend” OD’s, I’m gonna be needing his liver.

 

[Idiotron]

Adrenaline.
You don't even need to spend money on it, just do things that scare you.

 

[Mongo0o]

Marijuana. You'll be relaxed as long as it's done in moderation. Cocaine is too expensive. Heroin will kill you. Alcohol will kill you quickly.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Caffeine. You won't smell, you're still respectable and you're exactly as productive as you want to be.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I would like to recommend mushrooms. They grow quickly, and it is not difficult to grow a lifetime supply in an unused closet.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Caffeine

 

[Narr Then]

Ketamine.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Your wife's loving.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Jenkem.