What to do when seeing fellow kiwifarmers in public?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Did I make a social blunder attempting contact

 

[Reverend]

You make the sign of Sonichu betwixt with the White Power symbol. Only then will a true believer be acknowledged.

 

[Haffhart]

Run screaming.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Stab them with the sonichu medallion glued to a dagger

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Dox them here

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

give them a surprise kiss

 

[Crunchy Oats]

@DerKryptid why didn't you wave back?

 

[DerKryptid]

@DerKryptid why didn't you wave back?

I did but OP was too shy and tried to hide his boner

 

[Crunchy Oats]

I did but OP was too shy and tried to hide his boner

Shame on you OP, he waved at you and everything, but you took a picture of him and ran away with your boner

 

[Montalbane]

Go to the gloryhole as planned.

 

[Death Grip]

Unless you see them actively browsing the website, how would you know.
Having anal sex in public does not strike me as an action of an average kiwifarmer, the outliers on the other hand, maybe so.
It still isn't a good indicator of kiwi farmer proclivities.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

But do kiwifarm scrotes ever go outside of their dwelling places?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Unless you see them actively browsing the website, how would you know

Kiwi green shirt

 

[zero-who]

You have to kill them. Kill them. Kill the farmer. Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. Do it now. Kill.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

When seeing another farmer the protocol goes as follows
step 1 heads up nod
step 2 firm handshake
step 3 place your hands down farmers pants and manually stimulate genetalia
step 4 go home and get on computer

 

[cwcville]

You have to kill them. Kill them. Kill the farmer. Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. Do it now. Kill.

in minecraft?

 

[zero-who]

in minecraft?

Of course. Where else? Roblox?

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Of course. Where else? Roblox?

Terraria is one

 

[zero-who]

I saw Null at a grocery store in Ukraine yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Milky Ways

Strawberry milky ways were tops