what was the last thing you apologised for?

[Ted Kaczynski]

Let's say you did something wrong (or didn't) and had to apologise. what was that thing?

 

[Furret]

When I had sex with your mother last night, I kept going for so long that she got bored, so I apologized to her for that.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

When I had sex with your mother last night, I kept going for so long that she got bored, so I apologized to her for that.

she's been dead for a year so that makes you a criminal

 

[Vingle]

For being alive.

 

[round robin]

For how much this is going to hurt.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Jerking off behind my friend and jizzing on his shoulder when he wasn't looking.

 

[Penis Drager]

I came to work drunk off my ass one day while the owner of the company was there and got sent home. Next time I saw him, I apologized about it.
His response was basically "It was actually kinda funny. I haven't seen someone that fucked up in a long time. Just don't do it again or you're fired." We spent a good 10 mins laughing about the situation. Shit was cash.

 

[Regenbogen]

not remembering

 

[Bad Gateway]

Sorry

 

[Spermatozoa]

MIssing a call. I'm a dude surrounded by women, so i apologize about 50x a day for one reason or another.

 

[StreetGangsta]

For party rocking.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

For party rocking.

Fuck beat me to it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

breaking someone’s concentration …

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I came to work drunk off my ass one day while the owner of the company was there and got sent home. Next time I saw him, I apologized about it.
His response was basically "It was actually kinda funny. I haven't seen someone that fucked up in a long time. Just don't do it again or you're fired." We spent a good 10 mins laughing about the situation. Shit was cash.

and then everyone clapped

 

[Penis Drager]

and then everyone clapped

Nah my coworkers still call me a retard over it.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Taking my keys away from my kid, they're 2, it was a big deal.

 

[stares at error messages]

Let's say you did something wrong (or didn't) and had to apologise. what was that thing?

See Null is such a liar. Null is getting money for the feds because the site is a honey pot. @CBDsoap is a 'True & Honest Fan' now. CBD is fed, so it must be true.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I forgot I wasn’t on the internet and I called someone a nigger faggot.

Apparently that’s an “HR issue”.

 

[Dufe]

I finally apologized for party rockin

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Making this post.
I am so sorry about it. Please forgive me