What will the user above you reincarnate into when they die?

[Sundae]

Like the title says, what will the user above you reincarnate into when they die? Since this is the first post, I'll start with our dear leader.

For reasons that are hard to explain, I believe that Null would most likely reincarnate as a kookaburra:

Don't ask me to explain why, it just seems fitting for some odd reason.

 

[The Pink Panther]

A straight man.

 

[Pissmaster]

An extremely obese Jewish man

 

[I Love Beef]

An extremely obese Jewish man

Cushy career as a bassist for a band.

 

[Dustlord]

A cow.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

a strong black man in the ghetto, the best gangbanger in his hood. he will kill more rival gang members than anybody else in his city ever has and go down as a legend, the hardest nigga there ever was

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

A protozoan.

 

[️ronic]

A very ugly tranny.

 

[User names must be unique]

gut flora, in a very ugly tranny.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

a flea

 

[Lemmingwise]

He's hoping for one of the sexy animals, but it'll be a non-sexy one, like an anteater.

 

[Rozzy]

Ronald McDonald

 

[Red Hood]

A rock lobster

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

a drug addicted, northern European MRA

 

[Silas]

A fat girl's tampon

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

A dog, I hope.

 

[Syaoran Li]

A cowboy

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

a black man.

 

[Syaoran Li]

A Lithuanian woman who plays the banjo in a bluegrass band

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

A protege genius who can answer all of the worlds problems but for the fact that due to an accident involving a banana peel and an oncoming bus is left catatonic.