What would a country led by moviebob look like?

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All obsoletes would be killed and the nation would starve (since he views anyone that’s not a city as obsolete). Also, he’d outsource more jobs and manufacturing to China because Funko Pops and nerd gear are large commodities in Bob’s world. Finally, he’d attempt stuff like trying to grow moon wheat because Superior Future.
 
McDonalds and Blockbuster videos as far as the eye can see... but only in the coastal states. Where robots will do all the work while giving you handjobs and pumping cheeseburger milkshakes down your maw.
Everything else will be cut off and left to turn into untamed wilds. The only ones that live out there will be dwindling pockets of mayo ghouls that have long since turned cannibalistic after being hunted to near extinction and the poor native Americans who can finally return to their tipis now the land has returned to forest or some shit like that. A paradise to be sure!

Or just ending up like Mussolini a few days after taking power for burning all the farms to use the money for his "moon wheat" program.

Definitely one of those two.
 
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>Only those who pass an intelligence test are allowed to vote. This test includes questions on pop culture history, woke science, and several important politcal questions.
>Everyone is gifted a copy of Brick by Brick on their 10th birthday.
>Weekly lectures by Bob are broadcast on all channels and streaming services. Viewing is mandatory and yes, there will be a test to make sure you watched.
>Massive quantities of tax dollars are spent on whatever project Bob and his cronies come up with.
>Even more money is spent on any project headed by a big-titty nerd grrl.
>Food shortages are widespread because Bob refuses to acknowledge how his policies have gutted the rural working-class.
>Disney possesses near-total media domination because they promise to keep Bob supplied with his nostalgia-opium.
>Dissenters are publicly executed after being personally berated for an hour by Bob.
 
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