What would a lolcow political party/platform look like?

[ShahOfIran1979]

What would some party positions be?

• Universal basic income (to support neet lifestyle)
• FBI surveilling internet for trolls
• Global recognition of trans and gay rights (or maybe not, some cows are right wing)
• State funded dilation stations

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

State mandated reading of Sonichu.

 

[megafag]

instantly imploding due to in-fighting

 

[Chongqing]

Put the stalking cult terrorizing my family in prison

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

we already have a lolcow political party, they're called the Democrats

 

[Weebburner]

libertarian parties are always full of people bordering on if not outright lolcow behaviour. So probably that but even more retarded.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

libertarian parties are always full of people bordering on if not outright lolcow behaviour. So probably that but even more retarded.

Can you name some by chance? I'm just curious.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

There's already (basically) a party like that in Germany called Die Linke

You have:

George Droid

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Lilith the true and honest woman

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Sophie the other true and honest woman

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Gay bondage porn posters

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Long overdue for a thread on here. Perhaps someone would like to create one?

 

[Hitagle]

It would look like the modern day Republican Party.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Can you name some by chance? I'm just curious.

Everytime I think of the Libertarian party o think of that time when someone got boo'd because he didn't think it was right to sell drugs to children

 

[draggs]

Whatever retard term Null is trying to replace doxing with this week gets the death penalty

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Justice Tony]

State provided boyfriend free girls

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

At this point in time, pretty much like both big parties.

 

[Barry McKockner]

*Turns on CSPAN *
*Turns off CSPAN*
Yeah, like those two I guess.