What would be the immediate consequences of the Farms going offline until the end of time?

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Let's imagine that today, Eliot finally gets to consent accident Null and take down the farms bringing about total kiwi death, resulting in total tranny victory. What would be the consequences on the culture of the web as a whole? Say for genres like the "commentary" one, they'd run out of their main source of content.

 

[bar soap]

All the cow and drama threads would be moved to reddit and everything would suck ass

 

[Joe Swanson]

There would probably be splintered communities surrounding individual cows like cwcki club and various lolcow reddits/discord servers, however a lot of information would suddenly become less easy to obtain and the free flow of lulz online would be significantly diminished just like how chan culture being the upstream of mainstream Internet culture ended with 8chan

 

[Vly]

I’m pretty sure there will come up few forums like Kiwi, and more than one will establish itself similar to this forum. Internet history was always that way.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I would crash into slumber

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I would archive the shit out of everything because whatever your opinions about the site, there is some truly hilarious stuff here

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Jorsh has said before that the farms and its contents are kept in a backup drive.
The only right thing to do is make a holocaust memorial of every user to ever sneed on these forums.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'd get bored

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

The remaining powers
of the Troonweb
have united,
destroying the Kiwis
and opening the gates
to other perversions.

This has brought evil
and chaos through the
Troonweb.

Evil that has been
channeled down to
the thoughts and
dreams of the
human race.

Kiwifarms' death remained
unnoticed by billions
of people, but in
reality it affected every
other human being.

The perversions grew.

Pollution increased,
the streets clogged with
soiled diapers.

Big tranny won.

Online communities
prospered on naivety and
lack of persecution.

The world expected
and received transitioning.

Transitioning on a global scale.

The medical threat
was evident.
All hope was lost...

Millions drowned
in the troonshine...

 

[Cat tit bingo]

All drama youtubers and streamers will be out of work

 

[wry wrangler]

I might be forced to get a life.

 

[Whatevermancer]

A lot of cows would breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[Fek]

On a macro level, I'd wager splinter sites would crop up with varying levels of success. On a personal level? I'd feel the loss of having one less way to interact with some truly amazing people out there in the world, but carry on knowing WAGMI.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I would be very sad...
;_;