What would be your tranny name?

[keksz]

I'm always amazed by how the truly autistic among transpeople have a chance to pick an entirely new name for themselves and somehow manage to fail catastrophically at that. To name a few household examples: "Greta Martela", "Ahuviya Harel" and "Leighanna Rose". What makes people give these names to themselves is beyond my comprehension.

So this is the thread where we self-dox our make-believe tranny names. Come up with something as autistic as possible to rival that of your favorite lolcow or if you've put serious thought into this share what would be your IRL tranny name. We won't judge :deviant:

If you're an actual transperson you obviously won't want to post your legal name here so just go along and have fun with it. Think of something that would be awesome but too ridiculous to actually have in your driver's license or just too silly to be used in daily life.

 

[GS 281]

Keksz

 

[D.Angus]

Going with Stefonknee's naming style of taking a normal name and butchering the Hell out of it..

My name would be Dieana Michelina.

 

[Mimic]

Justine Troondeau

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I would probably do something autistic and spell my name backwards. Ronzer Tnert ^_^

 

[Male]

FeMale

 

[Golly]

Damnit. I was hoping there would be some Facebook meme with names corresponding to what day of the month we were born + the second letter of our first names.

 

[Conrix]

Ebony “Enoby” Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

 

[Pina Colada]

Sharia Starr!

 

[ES 148]

Chad Thundercock.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"I am very alone, please pay attention to me"

 

[Rio]

The trick to a tumblrina transition name is to take a normal name and make it sound all weird, overly long and spechull.

Let's say I want to rename to Emily. Emily's way too ordinary. Emilia? Slightly better, but eh I think we can go deeper. How about we change some of the lettering to create a name that sounds similar (but not necessarily exactly the same) but reads differently. This way we can communicate to everybody that we're special and interesting without actually needing to be special or interesting. Bonus points if it also confuses people who are forced to spell our names.

Aemilyah

There we go, now we're sounding properly tumblr. Now we need a last name. I don't know why we'd change our last name in our transition, but hey.
The most important thing here is that it sounds like it has deeper meaning, but it doesn't actually have one. Animal-related things, stars and flowers are good examples. I'm going to go for a constellation myself.
My tumblr trans name is:

Aemiliyah Cassiopeia.

 

[Holdek]

Phil.

 

[Apocalypso]

I'm always amazed by how the truly autistic among transpeople have a chance to pick an entirely new name for themselves and somehow manage to fail catastrophically at that. To name a few household examples: "Greta Martela", "Ahuviya Harel" and "Leighanna Rose". What makes people give these names to themselves is beyond my comprehension.

So this is the thread where we self-dox our make-believe tranny names. Come up with something as autistic as possible to rival that of your favorite lolcow or if you've put serious thought into this share what would be your IRL tranny name. We won't judge :deviant:

If you're an actual transperson you obviously won't want to post your legal name here so just go along and have fun with it. Think of something that would be awesome but too ridiculous to actually have in your driver's license or just too silly to be used in daily life.

Alotta Fagina

 

[Spelling Bee]

Heet'lah D'Enottinwong

 

[Darndirty]

Calliope Olympian Vaginess. I like to stand out.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Tanner Jericho.

 

[Bassomatic]

What ever they put on my head stone probably.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kaizer Arthur Pheonix

 

[drain]

Jayden Aidan