What would happen if I fart in Kim Jong-un's face? - Would I end up in a prison camp?

[Alex Hogendorp]

Does he like farts or would he take it as an insult.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

It would go one way or the other; either he'll execute you OR he'll think it's the funniest thing ever and promote you to his right hand man... until he gets paranoid and executes you.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Did he pay you first? Dude has a huge porn collection, there’s got to be tonnes of weird shit in there.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

only one way to find out for sure.

 

[RussianParasite]

It depends, are you black?

 

[The Fountainhead]

Does he like farts or would he take it as an insult.

Depends on how it smells.

 

[Rozzy]

He would salivate all over you.

 

[Piss Clam]

His hot sister would say "already been there."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He gets to fart in your face.

The speed of his kimchi blasts is measured in kilometers/second.