What would the keyblade look like if the following were worlds in Kingdom Hearts? - Drawings are very much appreciated!

[Gorgar]

Song of The South
Nazi Germany
King Of The Hill
Jungle 2 Jungle
Fight Club
La Blue Girl
Family Guy
Northern Ireland during the Troubles
Ed Edd N Eddy
Coonskin

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[Queen Of The Harpies]

Nazi Germay: Key blade with a swastika on the end as the teeth
La Blue Girl: a magical girl tentacle

 

[KittyGremlin]

big black dildo

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Song of The South = It'd be a whip that explodes in flowers, rainbows and cute animals on hit.
Nazi Germany = The master sword but Goffick, but replace the triforce with an edgy looking swastika

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Song of The South: A weaponized version of Tar Baby that sings "Zip-Ah-Dee-Doo-Dah" when you swing it
Nazi Germany: Like a black key, with a swastika in the handle
King Of The Hill: It looks like a key, but doubles as a propane cannister
Jungle 2 Jungle: Carved from a coconut
Fight Club: Made from the teeth of Fight Club's participants
La Blue Girl: Tentacles that constantly try to rape the nearest female
Family Guy: It looks bland and unremarkable, and has to be retrieved from one of Peter's flashbacks
Northern Ireland during the Troubles: It can be broken down into pieces to be smuggled, and it requires alcohol to function
Ed Edd N Eddy: You have to get the Eds to suck a jawbreaker into the right shape
Coonskin: A blackwashed version of Sora's keyblade

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I want Always Sunny to be a world

Disney owns it

 

[Gorgar]

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[Solid Snek]

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I want Always Sunny to be a world

Disney owns it

The same knock off Danny Devito impressionist would do the lines again