What would you accept as a trade if you hypothetically had CRP as a hypothetical hostage?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What would you accept as a trade if you hypothetically had Coach Red Pill as a hypothetical hostage in Minecraft?

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Hell, I would pay to get rid of him. Hypothetically of course.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Nothing. Covering him in dirt would be one of the most satisfying experiences of my life. In Minecraft.

 

[SiccDicc]

A banana.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Eh, I figure @Juan But Not Forgotten is pretty alright, he does a good job of making bryan dunn mad and I've always liked his geeked out cat pfp, so I'd only accept something pretty good like maybe two chicken cordon bleus from Arby's in exchange for him. They still make those, right?

 

[DumbDude42]

i'd approach the azov guys with an offer like this

you get: to do whatever you want to this vatnik shill
i get: a picture of his cut off head to post on the internet

 

[Smug Chuckler]

*Azov holding CRP hostage gets captured by the Russians, Azov is glad that he no longer has to deal with CRP after a week of listening to his nonsense, gets taken to an interrogation camp, refuses to tell secrets, Russians sigh and bring in CRP to torture him.*

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

A jar of pickled cum