What would you do if a creepypasta came to your house?

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What if it was 3AM and a creepy pasta came to your house?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They aren't called "Creepypasta" anymore. They're called "r/no sleep" stories.

 

[ShamefurDispray]

Offer them a cool beverage

 

[Cats]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. SOME EVEN GOT ON THE MAYOR!

 

[Pedophobe]

Good thing I own a musket for home defense.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Are they hot?

 

[draggs]

I would tell them come back in the morning you assholes

 

[Marc]

I always have spaghetti all'assassina on the stove for this reason.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't know, probably pass them a blunt or cigarette.

 

[Dysnomia]

I want to play Majora's Mask with Ben Drowned. He sounds like a nice kid.

 

[SneedSeer]

Does this include the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition Creepypasta?