What would you do if a Typhlosion stole your daughter?

[Tari]

Assuming you live in the Pokemon World.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shotgun wedding.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'd send my nigga Feraligator on his ass

 

[Executive Petrel]

Kill it with fire

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Get a gang of African-American gentlemen to gang rape it. This is justice.

 

[Fag Albert]

man i dont even know if i could pokemon battle that thing my only pokemon is probably a malnourished chansey

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That thing's head would be mounted on my trophy wall.

As for the Typhlosion, I'd probably dump its body in a ditch.

 

[Robert Cummings]

I would be jealous that he hadn't taken me instead.

 

[Tari]

Kill it with fire

Not gonna work.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Did you get inspiration from Reddit for making this post?

Maybe I'm being unfair/mean, but given how unserious this is, I have to ask.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nobody or nothing steals my daughter. She costs $25 an hour, no exceptions. If the typhlosion doesn't have the money, he'll have to find someone else to have sex with.

 

[umseriously]

I would be glad it wasn't one of them hypno freaks.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Throw a human skin on him to turn him human, pretty common sense stuff

 

[zyclonPD]

 

[dick brain]

Gun