What would you do if an evil witch turned you into a pianta?

[Lou Bega]

You ran into a homeless woman on your way home from the gay bathhouse and refused to give her any money. In retaliation, she turns you into a pianta before cackling and flying away on a broomstick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'd be sad because I'd now be a Mexican.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

be thankful I’m not a mushroom

I'd be sad because I'd now be a Mexican.

would you like a do over?

 

[Megatardingo]

Dancing time

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

I'm a chuckster!!!

 

[Axiom.]

Finally, they can beat me to death.