What would you do if Null came up to you with a despondent look on his face and asked you "Do you think I'm fat?"?

[Poison]

He also tells you if you say yes, he'll kill himself.

 

[We Are The Witches]

He has a whole site dedicated to making fun of people, he should be able to take it.

But sometimes he cannot, and that's a fact.

 

[dick brain]

I would flip through his chins like a stack of bills.

 

[Shine-369]

I’d tell him he is not fat he is Rubenesque. Throw an artistic spin on it for him.