What would you do if there was a bear outside of your house?

[William]

idk die I guess

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Call animal control to tell them I shot it.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

That’s what those devices in my safe that propel small objects at high velocities are for

 

[Shidoen]

Wrestle it to prove my property supremacy.

 

[Table Country]

Throw soda cans at it.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Stay inside.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Feed it ham cubes.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Invite it inside because it's rude to keep guests waiting.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

Scream PERKELEEE and chase after it with a broom

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What I usually do, call my husband over so we can watch it through the window. There was a cute juvenile cougar outside my kitchen window last night.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Bite it to show my dominance.

 

[Burned CDs]

I would politely tell him I'm not gay and to go elsewhere.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fight it.

 

[Retink]

I'd BEAR with it.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Release my Finnish man.

 

[Doji]

Let it eat me.

 

[Lee Crabb]

Take pictures, especially if its a black bear, which is my favorite bear.

 

[Vecr]

Make sure the doors are shut and locked and then see if the police want to do anything about it. I guess it could be shot but I'm not sure the point if it just goes away after a while.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Probably scare it with a loud noise, make myself as scary as possible and try and fuck it off away from my house. Bears are actually very shy when they're just going where they are going and looking for food and shit.
If it was a cool bear I'd play a balalaika for him or something. Bears appreciate the finer things in life and sometimes will just sit in the wilderness and stare at mountains and stuff, just appreciating things it would seem.
But come on to my property with a foul attitude and I'm bringing out the symbols and pots and pans!

 

[D_Tractor]

Tell him I'm only into hairless twinks.