What would you do if you crashed your car into a giant egg, causing it to crack and releasing a 50-foot tall alien creature?

[Gay Joker]

Since you're the first thing it sees, it assumes that you're it's mother and follows you around everywhere. It has acid spit.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

I’d be more concerned about my fucking car.
Does this alien faggot know how tedious it is ordering Carbon Fibre and PRAYING it dosent bend in shipping?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Aww shit here we go again.

 

[DankSmoker]

I wouldve Tokyo drifted right along the side of the egg. And then me an dVin Diesel would go to Denny's and get kicked out because we're both too intoxicated

 

[Gay Joker]

I’d be more concerned about my fucking car.
Does this alien faggot know how tedious it is ordering Carbon Fibre and PRAYING it dosent bend in shipping?

Let's say your car is unscathed at least until the giant alien baby steps on it, but if you drive away it's just going to follow you.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

I wouldve Tokyo drifted right along the side of the egg. And then me an Vin Diesel would go to Denny's and get kicked out because we're both too intoxicated

Im stealing this as Mrs.Comoesta’s next Date Night.
Vin Diesel and all.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Let's say your car is unscathed at least until the giant alien baby steps on it, but if you drive away it's just going to follow you.

Can it help me with maintinance work?
Do I have to pay it to turn wrenches?
If yes, and no, he cool.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is it a space alien or a Mexican illegal alien?

 

[Gay Joker]

Is it a space alien or a Mexican illegal alien?

What are your answers for each scenario?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What are your answers for each scenario?

If it's a space alien I would submit and become a power bottom and accept the supreme overlord's ovipositor, filling my belly with hundreds of alien eggs.

If it was a Mexican alien I would call ICE and get his ass deported.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Well first I'd have to think of a place I could keep it where it would fit and be safe, maybe I'd need an airplane hanger? Then I'd have to figure out how to take care of it, if it thinks I'm its mother, and find a way to "train it" to do my bidding. Since it spits acid and I'm not a particularly violent person, I think maybe I train it to rob banks and break into secure locations for me. Hopefully it's resilient because I expect it to take a lot of police gunfire.

If it's a space alien I would submit and become a power bottom and accept the supreme overlord's ovipositor, filling my belly with hundreds of alien eggs.

I was happy this question wasn't sexual. This is also incest.

 

[Dysnomia]

There's a Korean manhwa like that:



It's called Apocalypse Live. It's as absurd as you can imagine. I recommend it for a laugh. Giant eggs start appearing everywhere and giant deformed animals hatch out of them. People start turning into monsters. The MC is a kid who is glued to his phone livestreaming the horror.

 

[Mac Monster]

Adopt the alien as my pet and use it as a guard dog to ward off niggers and other undesirables.

 

[DankSmoker]

Adopt the alien as my pet and use it as a guard dog to ward off niggers and other undesirables.

What are you going to feed it? Surely you cant sustain it with niggers.