What would you do if you got catfished by Mario?

[Rubber Little Lady]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd string him along, marry him and divorce him for his money.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

give him a super mushroom and brace myself

 

[Farsided]

If he Bing Bings on my Wah-Ooh! I'll give him a coin.

 

[Staticness]

Pic very unrelated, Mario would have to be catfishing as his brother Luigi.

 

[Endless Torment]

He will forced to put on the super crown.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Ask him his opinions on the Jews and their lies.

 

[PonderosaPete]

" Mama mia"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd be surprised Mario is real and disappointed that he is gay, in that order. But there's not much I could do about it because he's so powerful, I'd just hope Mario wouldn't rape and/or kill me. If I survived the encounter I'd try to get with Peach later, she seems easy tbh.

I'd string him along, marry him and divorce him for his money.

I doubt the laws in the Mushroom Kingdom or Mario Land (yes, he has his own country or st least his own domain of which he is Lord) work that way.

He will forced to put on the super crown.

I...didn't consider this possibility...

 

[Rubber Little Lady]

I'd be surprised Mario is real and disappointed that he is gay, in that order. But there's not much I could do about it because he's so powerful, I'd just hope Mario wouldn't rape and/or kill me. If I survived the encounter I'd try to get with Peach later, she seems easy tbh.

Nigga, he just wants a free meal, wtf are you talking about?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nigga, he just wants a free meal, wtf are you talking about?

I'm talking about the mother fucking Super Crown now.

 

[Forever A Loner]

I'd beg him to take me to the warp pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom so I can try my luck at getting some Yoshi poon.