What would you do if you got told that they couldn't reconstruct your penis and it had to be amputated after you tried to fuck a meat machine?

[lolcow yoghurt]

This just happened to me

 

[Jason Wynn]

That slutty meat machine has claimed another victim I see. Many such cases

 

[Wintersun]

Hey, that machine was asking for it.

 

[The Luigi Player]

" Aw man, thats my 3rd dick! All well "

 

[batterybee]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd say "Serves me right for trying to fuck a meat machine."

 

[ñññ]

I'd start drinking anime juice.

 

[SandyCat]

Get one of those mtf fake dicks

 

[MrTroll]

I'd just draw a fake penis on, with a sharpie.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This hits close to home, for me it wasn't with a "meat machine" but a particularly revealing outboard motor.

 

[stupid orc]

try fingering the meat machine instead

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Become a vtuber and start grifting.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

You could get an augmented penis. In the future, the majority of humanity will be augmented, so why not get a jump start on that, JC?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You could get an augmented penis. In the future, the majority of humanity will be augmented, so why not get a jump start on that, JC?

Better make it a GEP gun for the silent takedown.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Better make it a GEP gun for the silent takedown.

Stick with the prod.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Stick with the prod.

That might not be a bad idea. When the power drops I can go in like the US Marshals.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

That might not be a bad idea. When the power drops I can go in like the US Marshals.

As long as you stay out of the ladies restroom. That sort of activity embarrasses the agency more than it does you.

 

[Shidoen]

Is the meat machine new or used? And if used did it get cleaned out before the incident?

 

[Moths]

What a fucking wild ride this thread was