What would you do if you had a girlfriend and found out she is autistically obsessed with veggie tales?

[Hitchhiker]

You have been dating this person for a year now, and she is ideal in every way, except one day she tells you that she is really into veggie tales. She opens her closet and there is a massive shrine of veggie tales merchandise.

She wants you to dress in a cucumber suit and do the Larry voice while she's dressed as Bob the tomato the next time you do it.

What do you do?

 

[Axiom.]

And? What are the downsides?

 

[Hitchhiker]

And? What are the downsides?

Cause you have to stare at Bob the tomato's soulless fucking face while you're having sex with her.

 

[Axiom.]

Cause you have to stare at Bob the tomato's soulless fucking face while you're having sex with her.

Excellent.

 

[Party Pizza]

Is she into Christianity too or just veggie tales by itself?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I only barely know veggie tales but we're talking a girl? With the boobies? AND she wants to touch my penis? I'm fucking in!

 

[Hitchhiker]

Is she into Christianity too or just veggie tales by itself?

No, just veggie tales.

 

[GeekUSA]

I would be happy, because I would have a girlfriend who has culture.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I would show her Gaither's Pond.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I think I may have genuinely underestimated how desperate people on this forum are.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd enthusiastically oblige.

 

[stares at error messages]

That seems like a non issue.

 

[The Last Stand]

She wants you to dress in a cucumber suit and do the Larry voice while she's dressed as Bob the tomato the next time you do it.

@Marvin could share insight on that since he was the Man in the Pickle Suit.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I mean as long as its not an everyday deal that's fine. Sometimes you gotta do some stuff your partner wants, that's huge part of being in relationship. That's how you get her to give up the booty hole.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Does she have a personal veggiesona?

 

[Spastic]

Can someone explain cliffnotesto me what is veggie tales and where can I see it.

I am sorry, I am old.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

veggietales isnt the worst thing to be obsessed over. as long as she isnt autistically obsessed with japanese anime, into weird ERP, or yaoi stuff, then im okay with it. i unironically would take a veggietales autist over a weeb any day.

 

[Hitchhiker]

veggietales isnt the worst thing to be obsessed over. as long as she isnt autistically obsessed with japanese anime, into weird ERP, or yaoi stuff, then im okay with it. i unironically would take a veggietales autist over a weeb any day.

I mean, it's effectively simulating gay vegetable sex since they're both guys.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I mean, it's effectively simulating gay vegetable sex since they're both guys.

So? I'm still having sex with a girl, so why would that matter? Id fuck her if she was dressed like Randy Savage and it still wouldn't make a difference.

 

[Hitchhiker]

So? I'm still having sex with a girl, so why would that matter? Id fuck her if she was dressed like Randy Savage and it still wouldn't make a difference.

Yeah, but she's imagining it being gay sex and thinking about Larry the cucumber the whole time.