What would you do if you had your own Ryan Gosling replicant, who was required to obey you to the best of his abilities as per Bladerunner 2049? - KD9-3.7 deserves hugs

[MysticLord]

 

[Tard Police]

I'd cuck him with his hologram girlfriend. That's right skinjob...what the fuck you gonna do about it?!

 

[TenMilesWide]

Ryan Gosling is some sort of movie actor right? I'll set that Ryan Gosling replicant to work acting in movies, it only seems right.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I'd use my third wish to wish for his freedom.

 

[KittyGremlin]

commit tax fraud and money laundering in serbia

 

[The Magnificence]

Blowjobs on demand, obvs.

 

[MrTroll]

I guess I'd have him murder the real Ryan Gosling, take all his money, and give it to me.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Take pics of his feet, sell them and get rich quick.

 

[RollerGator]

Use Ryan bot to bring babes home, turn lights off, and pull the old switcheroo!

 

[Vingle]

Make him my sex slave.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

id require him to be my friend and play board games with me.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What? I wouldn't know...maybe be a sadistic fuck and make him watch every Reese Witherspoon movie?

 

[Jack Awful]

I'd have him star in my Drive fan film.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Hands free ass wiping

 

[David Brown]

I'd make him a business partner. I don't believe in forced labor so I'd help him get on a good career track and we'd pool our resources together and try to make some good money.

 

[Enceladus]

Order him to walk around and take pictures with people. But the whole time he's cropdusting them.

 

[OfficerBagget]

I'd make him hunt other replicants, like Mark Zuckerberg.

 

[millais]

Depends if he can reliably pass his baseline test.

 

[Red Hood]

Pimp him out to fat chicks