what would you do if you sat down on the toilet and then the unthinkable happeneds? - a spooky question...

[Cats]

what would you do if you sat down on the toilet and opened your butthole to go make poop but then suddenly a ghost flies up into your open butthole and then now your butthole is haunted.

and p.s., have you been Gay Raped? if that ghost was a man in life?

 

[Just A Butt]

i'm going to do this in reverse order:
yes, you have been gay raped by a gay ghost

i would fucking scream and call a superstraight priest to help me

 

[Cats]

i googled "butthole ghost"

don't ever do this

Spoiler: the butthole ghost

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'm not really worried about it tbh. Most of the ghosts around here and I have an understanding that my bussy is a no spooky zone.

 

[Soycast Guy]

i googled "butthole ghost"

don't ever do this

Spoiler: the butthole ghost

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So this is the original version of goatse.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I'd call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ and tell them a ghost has invaded my butt and it's trying to control me.

 

[sadbird]

I sit down at the toilet, there's a rat jerking off in the corner. Never saw it coming.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's not gay rape of the ectoplasm doesn't touch.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Isn't this the plot to Dreamcatcher?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Who you gonna call? Goatsebusters!

 

[The Magnificence]

Naw, I'm a top.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

can't you just shit out the ghost?

 

[Coolio55]

Sweet. Now I have my very own JoJo stand.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d switch to diapers.

Never again, butt hole ghost.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ghosts can't be faggots, like where is your head?

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Is a Ghostbusters proton pack safe for internal use?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d stay there and shit it back out.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

That's not a toilet you're sitting on, that's a glory hole!

 

[Frozen in time]

i just read the whole bible and it will go way

 

[Synthetic Smug]

By definition I haven't thought about the unthinkable