What would you do if you shoved a gluestick up your ass and your asshole is now glued shut?

[Fat Gollum]

Title.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

shit brix

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

get better

 

[Moths]

Make a hilarious comment on the sticky situation I now find myself in

 

[dick brain]

Asking for a friend?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd Google homeopathic remedies for glued anuses, then go to the hospital as a last resort, and after the ordeal I would rethink my fetishes.

 

[Forever A Loner]

I'd probably have one of my homies lick my butthole in hopes that his saliva dissolves the glue in my bum.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Henlo @Bargain Bin Laden

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

well, super glue is de-bonded by acetone

so i'd just pour a few droplets up my shit-tube

ofc super glue drying is exothermic, so chances are that my burning ass hairs will cause the acetone to combust first