What would you do if you walked in on your mom rimming your dad's asshole?

[Lou Bega]

Title.

 

[We Are The Witches]

That's impossible.

And I had breakfast this morning.

 

[Lou Bega]

That's impossible.

And I had breakfast this morning.

How is it impossible?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They're married so I guess it's okay.

 

[TV's Adam West]

But I did eat breakfast

 

[dick brain]

I don't like you anymore.

 

[Lou Bega]

I don't like you anymore.

I'm happy you ever liked me

 

[We Are The Witches]

How is it impossible?

My father is dead.

 

[Lou Bega]

My father is dead.

Your mom can still rim his asshole

 

[We Are The Witches]

Your mom can still rim his asshole

I'm afraid not.

There are several "funeral procedures" that you can have, I'm sure you can infer what.

 

[Lou Bega]

I'm afraid not.

There are several "funeral procedures" that you can have, I'm sure you can infer what.

This is where you find out that she lied about cremating your dad and kept his corpse in her closet so she could rim his asshole every night.

 

[Spud]

So Dad... Did you get the milk?

 

[We Are The Witches]

This is where you find out that she lied about cremating your dad and kept his corpse in her closet so she could rim his asshole every night.

I don't think so.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I'd call @Bargain Bin Laden he knows how to deal with it.

 

[Lou Bega]

I don't think so.

Don't respond to my threads if you aren't going to answer my hypotheticals.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Don't respond to my threads if you aren't going to answer my hypotheticals.

Your scenario is impossible as how reality is.

If I follow your degenerate hypothetical, I would think that they both have been severely drugged by someone else for performing that.

 

[Hitchhiker]

My father is dead.

You should send me your mom's phone number, I can be your new father.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's been rare where I scroll "What's New" and see a thread title that automatically makes me stop scrolling

 

[We Are The Witches]

You should send me your mom's phone number, I can be your new father.

Send yours.

 

[UsedUp]

Written in sarcastica, say thanks for the invite.