What would you do if you were at the front of the line at a bank with a gun in your hand pointed at the receptionist?

[Fat Gollum]

If you can realistically find a way out of this situation without being arrested, I'll give you the solution.

 

[We Are The Witches]

So I would be the criminal?

That's very unfortunate, probably put it down and maybe call the cops to explain the situation. Seems reasonable, as the bank's cameras would have recorded your face already, so it's not like you can get out like nothing happened, something must happen.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ask her if she likes my gun. i happen to think i have a nice one. not the biggest in the world, but i t gets the job done.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Wonder how The Flash or some other speedy superhero put me in this pickle.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Oh, this is not my debit card, sorry about that, this happens to me every time

 

[rel=alternate]

If you can realistically find a way out of this situation without being arrested, I'll give you the solution.

Wait a minute, is this a trick question?

I can see an easy way out without being arrested. I can just blow my brains out.

I win the riddle, but do I really win?

 

[dick brain]

Ask to speak to the manager.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Wait a minute, is this a trick question?

I can see an easy way out without being arrested. I can just blow my brains out.

I win the riddle, but do I really win?

No fair, they edited the OP after some people made their comments. Someone call the referee!

Now for your response, the gun might be empty, in which case you'll need to hit yourself repeatedly. But if it is empty, you might get a lighter punishment unless you completely finesse the situation.

This is a Q&A thread so I assume the answer is something stupid, like the "gun" was made of chocolate.

 

[rel=alternate]

No fair, they edited the OP after some people made their comments. Someone call the referee!

Now for your response, the gun might be empty, in which case you'll need to hit yourself repeatedly. But if it is empty, you might get a lighter punishment unless you completely finesse the situation.

This is a Q&A thread so I assume the answer is something stupid, like the "gun" was made of chocolate.

Alright then.

My answer is "I just found this, maybe someone should call the police".

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd say it was just a prank for my YouTube channel and laugh it off, tell them to say hi into the camera, then walk away. I'd then hide and move, never to be seen again.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Id say gimme al da spunk and nobody gets hurt! (Its a sperm bank)

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Shoot myself.