What would you do if you were the president of America?

[Tsurubami Senri]

I'd ban Tik tok

 

[mate]

Go back to the gold standard.

Spoiler: AKA

Gas the jews.

 

[SofondaCox]

Get the military on my side, then enact some "changes".

 

[Just A Butt]

defund the police and reform the prison system

 

[🌐🌐🌐]

Leave the actual governing to whichever poor sucker would be my VP and just collect the salary. If not possible immediately resign

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

genocide niggers

 

[Just A Butt]

deport all white trash
go back to Europe you insufferable meth addicts

 

[Billy Beer]

Abolish the states and make it one big country. Then take a page from the chinese calendar and have a rotating yearly system of rules from the former states.

Year 1 : All of the country has to live by the laws of california
Year 2: All of the country now has to live by the laws of Texas

etc etc etc

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Reduce military budgets and use it on researching nekos UwU

 

[WowThatsNew]

Give the southern states to Mexico and the northern states to Canada

 

[lurk_moar]

Kill drug addicts like my hero Rodrigo Duterte President of the Philippines.

 

[Yuri_]

Force all glowies to install TempleOS onto their systems

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Legalize weed.

 

[byuu]

Rename it to New Old England.

 

[Wally Gator]

Poop in the White House.