What would you do if you woke up one day and everybody started calling you "coconut fucker"?

[Lou Bega]

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[dick brain]

Asking for a friend?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'd thank God they stopped calling me "Gumjob Garry".

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I'd wonder how they found my Onlyfans.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fuck grapefruits instead

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is this because Lou Bega is brown on the outside and white on the inside?