what would you do if you woke up one day and you were changed into a Black Person - you look in the mirror and you are all of a sudden a Black Person

[Cats]

i guess it'd be a Werenog, what would you do? how woul you live your live?

 

[King Fructose]

I’d probably steal my own TV

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’ll give a serious answer.
If I woke up a black woman, with my lifetime of experience, I would be a complete badass role model & would do everything in my power to teach black girls to escape the cycle of poverty.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Go do the crimes I've always wanted to do and get away with it by crying racism when the cops try to arrest me.
I wuz just tryna steal dis playstation for my kidz n sheit, maen. Lil Taneeisha and Sherliquia.

 

[Bigpapapump]

Steal a bike, then ride down to get my welfare set up so the gubment can buy me my KFC. I'd also immediately stop paying child support, and develope my taste for malt liquor.

 

[hasbinot]

I’d start rapping about wild shit, son

 

[Monkey Pink]

I’ll give a serious answer.
If I woke up a black woman, with my lifetime of experience, I would be a complete badass role model & would do everything in my power to teach black girls to escape the cycle of poverty.

I'm going to second this. I'd specifically like to empower them through music and art, which I believe are some of the best things black culture has to offer. I'm unironically a huge fan of rap and reggae music, so I'd probably be the female Kabaka Pyramid.

 

[modern horrors]

Nuffin.

 

[Mr. Virginity]

Forget how to breath.

 

[Stop]

Go to work, come home, play some Deep Rock Galactic.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Go to California and become a warlord.

 

[draggs]

Get in on that BLM grift get me a mansion

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

sign a multi million dollar contract to put a ball in a hoop
sell drugs
take drugs
blame whitey

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If skin color could be changed overnight, I would likely wonder how such a thing is even possible.

Perhaps it would be proof "magic" is real? Or maybe I somehow survived a huge dose of cosmic rays?

become a warlord

I thought that said "become a wailord" for a second.

 

[I am vomit]

Rob a store and smoke crack

 

[Cats]

If skin color could be changed overnight, I would likely wonder how such a thing is even possible.

Perhaps it would be proof "magic" is real? Or maybe I somehow survived a huge dose of cosmic rays?


I thought that said "become a wailord" for a second.

100000 niggawatt-power rays of Oogabooganium from the south central star in the Bixnood System, sometime people don't think space be like it does, but it do.

 

[Amphotericin B]

If I woke up a black women, I’d tell everyone to stop coddling the shitty men in the community.

If disproportionate numbers of black women (compared to black men) are out there getting degrees and supporting households, there’s no excuse for so many of their men to be excuse making losers. If someone’s damaging your community, they should be cast out. Not treated like helpless babies.

I’d cash in going the Candice Owens route and my pet cause would be talking about men who refuse to help raise their kids. It’s 2022, stop believing random women are on the pill, take personal responsibility and wrap your dick up. Or be a father figure to the result.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I’d like to say I’d do something different but realistically I doubt anything in my life would really change. I genuinely don’t think I’d be any better or worse off considering how I live my life and I don’t see any tangible way that I could take advantage of a change in race considering my personality and values. I guess the one thing I could do is start a YouTube channel that focuses on hobbies and ideas people don’t generally associate with black people. I suppose that could be pretty popular considering what I’ve seen in the last few years.

 

[snailslime]

i'd make everyone jealous of my BBL body

 

[Character from a movie]

I'd scream "nigger" at the top of my lungs while I run down the street naked with my bbc swinging from side to side