What would you do if your mom came on Kiwifarms to defend your questionable posts?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

In light of recent events, what would you think of your mom had to come to the farms to tell the Kiwifarms that you are a good boy and dindu nuffin?

 

[Moon Pie]

Give my bestest fwiend in the whole wide world Bargain Bin Laden my account password.

 

[parsnip]

Probably spontaneously combust from the embarrassment but I don't think real lolcows are capable of embarrassment

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd smash my modem, my mom's modem and permanently move into an off the grid cabin deep in the woods of Alaska.

 

[peachlover669]

no clue but you would all be BTFO thats for certain.

 

[draggs]

i would point out that unlike everyone else on the farms, my mommy loves me so much that not only does she bring me dimenosaur shaped chimken nuggies and choccy milk on demand, she defends her widdle boy from the meanie community infooters on kiwi farms dot net

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

say hi & negrate all her posts

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I want to see how she defends all my rape jokes.
"He's a sweet boy, and those were just joke, he would never do something that disgusting. Except that one time at his sister's wedding, or at his cousin's birthday, and there was the incident at the daycare. But he's a good boy."

 

[Nicholas Gur]

My mother believes Israel is our greatest ally.

 

[Jex]

My mum called ur mum gay

 

[Pagan Min]

I'd be amazed since she's been dead for many years... Maybe I'd have to ask her how the afterlife's treatin' her or somethin' like that...