What would you do if your name was Dick Crotch?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Would you still shop at Walmart for big big savings?

 

[booklover]

I worked at Target many years ago. Our customer service wizard (RIP Mary) once had some kids come up to the service desk, and they asked to have Harry Crotch paged. She didn't catch on and paged it twice before someone told her what she was doing.

Her DIL is one of my FBFs, and when Mary died, I messaged her and told her about it. She loved that story!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I worked at Target many years ago. Our customer service wizard (RIP Mary) once had some kids come up to the service desk, and they asked to have Harry Crotch paged. She didn't catch on and paged it twice before someone told her what she was doing.

Her DIL is one of my FBFs, and when Mary died, I messaged her and told her about it. She loved that story!

That does not answer my question. You are now going to prison.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I know your real name is Richard O'Brien.

 

[peachlover669]

EVER SINCE THE DAY YOU DESCENDED UPON THE WORLD HAVE I DESPISED YOU. FOR IT IS ONLY HUMAN TO HATE, AFTER ALL.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

EVER SINCE THE DAY YOU DESCENDED UPON THE WORLD HAVE I DESPISED YOU. FOR IT IS ONLY HUMAN TO HATE, AFTER ALL.

I love everyone. Even dead people (sexually)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

get a boyfriend named Hugh E. Rektion & be married by Priest Ray Pomicide

 

[We Are The Witches]

It actually sounds like a regal name, you know, as Richard Crotch.

 

[Garnet123]

Troon out and have it changed to Titty Vagina Bumstead.

 

[dick brain]

get a boyfriend named Hugh E. Rektion & be married by Priest Ray Pomicide

It's Hugh G Rection you dumb retard, you stupid fucking moron.