What would you do if your son asked you what Sonic was?

[Skitarii]

Would you tell him?

 

[Resekera21]

CUT IT DOWN!

 

[Halmaz]

I would tell him to go behind the shed and wait for me.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I'd tell him I'm proud of the life choices he's made so far and take him out for ice cream. I'd tell him not to worry about Sonic since it's gay.

 

[Wormy]

"It's something console peasants played back in the 90's instead of the awesome DOS games I raised ya on."

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I'd tell him it was the ninja dork who was always gunning for Saitama.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Sonic is a kids oriented franchise, as long as it's not too young then who cares. Just make sure the kid can healthily grow out of kid stuff.

 

[MrTroll]

The same thing my dad did for me when I asked him that question: I'd take a shower with him, and show him what Sonic is.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's a shitty fast food place where you don't even have to get your lazy ass out of the car to order or get your food.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

If my son asked me what Sonic was, I would tell him that he is a video game character who is very fast and can run on water. I would also mention that Joe Rogan is a big fan of Sonic and has even made him his personal mascot.

 

[I am vomit]

Make him eat only chili dogs and blue sonic curry until he hated sonic as much as jews hate jesus

 

[Retink]

"Son, if anyone talks to you about Sonic, they're probably trying to rape you."

 

[thyme]

1. Ask him where he heard it from
2. Tell him its from a video game his parents never played
3. Watch as my son miraculously pulls the ability and wherewithal to cope and seethe straight from a hat
4. Autism diagnosis

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'd scream "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!".

 

[Afinepickle]

Make him sit down and play Sonic 1 -3 AND Sonic CD over and over again until he fucking hates it.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A drive-in restaurant with exceptionally awful fast food but good drinks and ice cream.

 

[I hate children?]

I would take him a few blocks down the street to Sonic and buy him a chocolate cherry coke. Will that suffice?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's a place where you can get hot dogs, but no footlongs. Your daddy is the only footlong in this house, and that's how he likes it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd lie and tell him Sonic won the console wars against Mario.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Ship him off to Japan, where they also don't know who Sonic is (true story)