What would you do with a million dollars?

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Let's say your father gave you a small loan of a million dollars.

What would you do with it?

 

[Pissmaster]

serious answer: invest 900k into a very stable stock that pays dividends, and use the other 100k for vacation/fun/squandering money

I'd really like to open a business, too, but don't want to risk most of my giant cushion of cash against the very, very real possibility that my business might fail

 

[Muttnik]

Probably carefully invest it so I can be a comfy shut-in piece of shit for the rest of my life.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Use that to bankroll for blackjack, multiply it, purchase apartment buildings, hire a company to deal with it and then just buy a cheap condo and live undercover as a normal dude. If anyone asks what I do for money just tell them I'm a worthless rich kid whose daddy paid him to not embarrass the family.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I'd purchase three acres in the wilderness, build a little place and go full hermit.

 

[nagant 1895]

Step 1: buy a farm
Step 2: farm
Step 3: laugh

 

[Takodachi]

buy a huge chunk of land and turn it into a sanctuary for stray dogs. Nothing breaks my heart more than when a stray pup begs me for food... the only thing keeping me from getting a 5th, 6th, or even 7th dog is my lack of space.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Fund the Bajoran insurgency in order to commit terrorist attacks on various Federation assets in pursuit of a United Bajor.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

buy a place somewhere nice and be a neet. would have to bail from my country since they hate the rich and would try steal my money. would donate to our great feeder to keep the site running.

 

[RetardedCat]

>buy house in the middle of nowhere in some eastern europe country
>enjoy browsing the internet while being left alone for the rest of my life

 

[Recoil]

@Fangsofjeff confirmed for 1%er corporate scion

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

i could say something clever like investment or business, but i know i'm terrible with money,
So i most likely spend it on some stupid shit in a few years and live as a bum till the end of my life.

 

[Literally Hotler]

Build a scaled down WTC and reenact 9/11. If it doesn't fully collapse in the same way then some people have some explaining to do.

 

[oww]

a map of the holy land and a satellite loaded with tungsten pillars

 

[Franjevina]

Spend 300 000 on hookers and cocaine

Send 100 000 to Null

Use 600 000 to try and break Timothy McVeigh record in amateur demolition championship .

 

[SiccDicc]

Probably try to explain to the IRS why I suddenly have a million dollars and then watch them do a magic trick to make it disappear.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Buy a couple of small things I want for myself, then give the rest to the needy.

I know I sound like a virtue-signalling dick, but I've come to believe that the love of money is the root of all evil, and I'm content with having enough to be comfortable.

I'm sleepy as shit, so EDIT: I'd pay for my college before giving the rest away.

 

[Golly]

Travel a little to celebrate, tie up them shitty student loans, a few classes in various topics that interest me, a decent home recording studio. The rest goes into the bank in various ways so I can chill with the interest until I'm confident in business practices enough to consider an investment/starting up something. General goal is not rustling the capital up too much though. $1 million is really nice to have, but it's also not nearly as much as it used to be.

 

[rooblue]

Step 1: buy a farm
Step 2: farm
Step 3: laugh

Same. Land, profitable livestock, computer/s and the rest in my savings. Will still work, will still shitpost. Simple life.

 

[Overcast]

Use what I need to live out my life, invest some of it in stocks, and save the rest of it either for a rainy day or to pass down when I die.