What would you have done if you were in charge of running brexit

Jerry_ smith56

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With all the recent drama regarding how brexit is being handled by the UK government I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread to see what some if you kiwis would have done to make the smoother
 
Exit the way it was supposed to go and completely separate from the EU. Then proceed to take in the ensuing salt from the remainers.

Afterwards: try and strengthen alliances with the US and put money towards building up the UK military. Make possible alliances with other countries in Europe that are not part of the EU
 
- tell everyone to get fucked who does not like it
- strengthen ties with countries that give a shit
- build a big wall around the uk
- remove freeloaders into boats and send them out to sea, warn the EU of what you are doing so they pick them up. Don't want to kill them!
- tighten security to the highest level it has ever been, build more walls for laughs
- build a big underwater fleet somewhere near Portsmouth to invade lesser countries
- create more farmland, make Scotland and Wales animal producing land
- remove Liverpool and the lesser northern cities in the UK for laughs
- commit friendly banter ( launching missiles at ) with France as we are known to do
 
- tell everyone to get fucked who does not like it
- build a big underwater fleet somewhere near Portsmouth to invade lesser countries
- remove Liverpool and the lesser northern cities in the UK for laughs
- commit friendly banter ( launching missiles at ) with France as we are known to do
Have you ever considered a job in politics? You already have my vote
 
Just be more vocal about the third world cavemen that Merkel is letting in. They could really use a loudmouth Trump type to just say water is wet, since it has become unforgivable hate speech to do so.

Courage is infectious. Pass that along.
 
Immediately following the referendum I would have had another referendum asking if people would prefer a Brexit that prioritizes ending freedom of movement or one that prioritizes staying in the single market so then nobody could complain about not having a say and it’d hopefully force more unity with politicians.

And then after (Hopefully with ending open borders with the EU side winning) have another referendum in Northern Ireland to ask if they’d prefer a border at the sea with mainland Britain or with the rest of Ireland to sort out that problem.

And finally negotiate with the EU telling them in no uncertain terms they’d be receiving no money if a deal can’t be reached.
 
I would rename Britain to Spitain so we could rename Brexit to Spexit, then I would use this opportunity to make a lucrative ad deal with Specsavers with the tagline 'Specs for Spexit'
 
- tell everyone to get fucked who does not like it
- strengthen ties with countries that give a shit
- build a big wall around the uk
- remove freeloaders into boats and send them out to sea, warn the EU of what you are doing so they pick them up. Don't want to kill them!
- tighten security to the highest level it has ever been, build more walls for laughs
- build a big underwater fleet somewhere near Portsmouth to invade lesser countries
- create more farmland, make Scotland and Wales animal producing land
- remove Liverpool and the lesser northern cities in the UK for laughs
- commit friendly banter ( launching missiles at ) with France as we are known to do

Is this supposed to be Donald Trump but UK or something? Because I feel like it is, especially about the putting freeloaders onto boats part.
 
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I would have served a delicious brexfast so that everyone had a full stomach.
 
Before negotiations:

1. Appoint Jacob Rees-Mogg to whichever Cabinet position he wishes.

2. Ensure that only Brexit MPs hold the Great Offices of State.

3. Appoint a Royal Commission to examine each and every piece of EU law on the statute books, with recommendations on what should stay and go.

4. Tell Soubry et al to get stuffed.

During negotiations:

1. Stick to the principles of the Lancaster House speech; no Chequers even on the table.

2. Do not even think about surrendering an iota of defence power

3. Ensure that all judgements of the ECJ cease to affect the Uk.

4. Leave the Customs Union.

5. Concurrently negotiate trade deals with all who are willing (what can the EU do, kick us out?)

6. Be prepared to walk away, temporarily or permanently, if the EU will not meet these requirements.
 
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Cancel it to mine salt from pro-brexiters and then giving all the nuclear weapons to France.



Napoleon will rise again
 
accept a shit ton of bribes and then resign and high-tail it to Bolivia or some shit before any of the consequences of my actions became apparent
 
1) Make it very clear to Brussels that any attempts to undermine democratic will of the people, will result in a no deal situation, of which the cabinet would have started to prepare for.

2) Begin negotiations with Ireland separately in order to get a borderless zone between the ROI and Northern Ireland, with a border patrol existing for anything brought outside of the Ireland. Any disagreement, would result in a cutting of purchase of ROI farmed goods, which they are dependent on.

3) Start negotiating trade deals with America, China, and all of the major commonwealth countries, including a free movement deal for crown dominion countries.

4) Assign Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister and Nigel Farrage as chief British negotiator.

5) Make it absolutely clear to the remoaners that brexit means brexit, no second referendum bull.

6) Begin negotiations with visegrad nations and others that were willing to discuss a new visa system that allowed for up to 5 years of living and working, pending approval by the home office.

7) Reject any new EU charges or rulings to the UK

8) Remove any non-supportive members of parliement for Brexit from cabinet, and also start negotiating cross platform voting with other party brexit supporters.
 
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