What would you look like if you trooned out?

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Doublefrag

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Let's just say that, hypothetically, in an alternate universe where you got groomed by a Reddit tranny or whoever, you started transitioning and modelling yourself after women. What would you look like while transitioning? Perhaps there is a female celebrity or even someone from your real life that you looked at and thought, "damn it'd be fun to be her for a day or two". Is there anyone specific you'd like to skinwalk, or do you have only a vague vision of what clothes/makeup/hair would you wear?
 
Are we baseline in this thought experiment or are we our current selves ? Because I got beefy in the last year, no way I'm getting called Ma'am unless the person's blind.
I'd pick a fatty to skinwalk, go hard on the junk food and cause gender confusion by way of being so damn fat you can't tell what it is you're looking at.
 
I have never in my life given thought to this concept. I'm not tall so I wouldn't look like a monster, but I don't have an androgenous enough face to pass even with hrt. At best with some serious time with the war paint I might be able to bump myself up to a 6. Maybe if I got fat I could hide some male facial features better. I think putting on 40 pounds is my optimal strategy.
 
I would probably look like Jack McClendon from Glass Beach but when he's dead
 
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I’d be this site’s platonic ideal for textbook 6’6” giga-hon with stubble and no effort whatsoever, but my wife would have affirmed my transition with some hollow points already so it’s a moot point.
 
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I weigh and measure the same as I did at the end of high school, and I didn't weigh or measure good then. Plus i got mistaken as a girl plenty of times when I had long hair, to my annoyance. Why I keep a beard now...

So could I? Eh. Remain 5ft 4 and underweight, grow my hair back out and finally quit being a bitch and use a razor instead of a electric shaver so no stubble...eh. I might could pull it off.
 
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