What's a harmless prank to play on my girlfriend for April fool's?

[Ted Kaczynski]

I want to prank my girlfriend but I don't want to do anything that would make her cry. What's an innocent joke I can play on her for April fool's?

 

[Furret]

Shoot her. If you do it correctly, she won't cry and it won't hurt.

 

[D_Tractor]

Beg her to let you coom in her hair but then coom right in her eyeball instead. LOL.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Shoot her. If you do it correctly, she won't cry and it won't hurt.

But I love her

 

[Furret]

But I love her

If you love her, let her go, or something like that.

 

[MemeGrey]

Pop a few sleeping pills in her nightcap, then while she's out cold get some minced beef and fake blood and smear it on her crotch/thighs/bed. BOOM fake demon miscarriage prank

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Pop a few sleeping pills in her nightcap, then while she's out cold get some minced beef and fake blood and smear it on her crotch/thighs/bed. BOOM fake demon miscarriage prank

what the fuck

If you love her, let her go, or something like that.

don't think that's how it goes

Beg her to let you coom in her hair but then coom right in her eyeball instead. LOL.

very based

 

[JethroTullamore]

I want to prank my girlfriend but I don't want to do anything that would make her cry. What's an innocent joke I can play on her for April fool's?

Tell her your pregnant.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Tell her your pregnant.

someone on /b/ already told me to do this

 

[JethroTullamore]

someone on /b/ already told me to do this

Right, so it’s a good idea is what you’re saying.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Ask her to marry you, but have the ring be one of those Ring Pops and a note saying "APRIL FOOLS"

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

poke some holes in the condom

 

[Bad Gateway]

Ask her to blow into your pee hole when she's suggin ya dack, and when she does it, actually have a stroke and die right in front of her

Works every time

 

[Toolbox]

Build this but a prank filled version.

 

[stares at error messages]

1. Break up with her.
2. Devastated, she will go get a rebound lay.
3. Tell her you were on a berk and that your not really broken up.
4. Use situation to leverage You did bad-I did bad so you can also sleep around like she did during the break.

 

[Madre Muerte]

come out as gay to her

 

[Slimy Time]

Ghost sex her. Fuck her while she faces the window, then have your friend replace you, run out and peer in from the window.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Ghost sex her. Fuck her while she faces the window, then have your friend replace you, run out and peer in from the window.

Ah, a classic Plan A

 

[NyQuilninja]

I want to prank my girlfriend but I don't want to do anything that would make her cry. What's an innocent joke I can play on her for April fool's?

Show her your kiwi account

 

[EnemyStand]

I mean, you can always fly Chris in for a meet and greet.