What’s my sexuality if I’m only attracted to Midna?

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Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem...
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Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
 
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Shortstacks are the true masterrace
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dick brain said:
Oh is this the part where I'm supposed to say "who's midna" and you say "midna balls in your mouth" or some other such inane shit? Yeah, nice try buddy boy, I'm onto you. You can't fool me. There's no "midna", you made that shit up. Get a new schtick pal, nobody's buying it.
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Is this a lolcow quote, because it sure sounds like it.
 
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP ---- ---- HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY ----IIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO ---- MIDNA I WANT TO ---- MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO ---- MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP -----YYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO ---- MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME ---- MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE ---- ---- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC------ OH MY ----ING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME ---- ---- ---- I WANT TO ---- MIDNA I WANT TO ---- MIDNA
 
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