What's on your will?

[Gorgar]

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[Circular Square]

Bequeath all my assets to St Catherine Monastery in the Sinai Peninsula

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Surround me with everything I own, douse liberally with powerful accelerant, and let it all burn with me.

If I can't take it with me, no one can.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

 

[The Real Me]

“I’ve left all of my valuables in one place. You want it? It’s yours, now all you have to do is find it.”

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I have a specific place I wanna be buried, and since I move around a lot, I'm gonna need my remains transported after I kick the bucket. I wanna be buried next to my family after I leave this planet and probably end up in hell

 

[Amphotericin B]

My corpse will be collected by an Amazon Funeral Home drone and cremated, then dumped over a state park by an Amazon Celebration of Life drone. Live by the internet, die by the internet.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Burn my corpse, take a boat at least 200 miles into the Bermuda Triangle, and toss the ashes into the ocean. All my assets donate to local womens homeless shelters. Anything not donateable, use whatever funds I have left to rent a dumpster to toss them out.