What's some rejected Five Nights at Freddy's lines?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Gorgar]

"We're not allowed to serve to furries anymore cause they all ask to add cum to their pizzas."

"I don't know how Circus Baby dispenses ice cream."
"It's simple, Ballora, I spread ass cheeks and have them lick it. They go BLADFLOSALFOEOFLF when I dispense my special chocolate ice cream."

 

[The Luigi Player]

every line in the fuckboy series, "Sir please stop grooming the kids"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

 

[Skitarii]

"It's fazzin time", and then he fazzes all over them

 

[Azula]

I wonder if anything besides the therapy tapes would have been backstage, had so much content not been cut from the game.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"It's fazzin time", and then he fazzes all over them

WTF why did they cut that line? It was my favorite one.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I can't recall any of the characters talking besides Ballora and the phone guy. It's a pretty silent game series.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Pizzeria's closed due to retards fucking the animatronics

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

"I guess you couldn't survive five nights at freddy's"

 

[Lockbean Raisin]

"we here at freddy fazbear's pizzeria provide only the best state-of-the-art petting zoos"

 

[I am vomit]

"Why's the fox one covered in cum?"

 

[batterybee]

is this for writing that script for the five nights at KF game?

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Multiple spring lock failures resulting in the castration of 87'

(the victim? John Money)

 

[batterybee]

(the victim? John Money)

based

 

[get_ur_gamon]

David Reimer circumcised by the bite of 87????

 

[Gorgar]

is this for writing that script for the five nights at KF game?

No, but I'm okay with letting that happen unless I get EmptyHero Sam Hyde involved with writing it along with me.

 

[Colon capital V]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

There's an unused bit of audio where a lightswitch reads Dante's Inferno in an Indian accent. I think it was in the 4th game. May have gotten patched out.

 

[Table Country]

"Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you OP, but you're a huge faggot."